Random News Table for Monday, November, 2009

I apologize for all of the automated posts of late. Sadly, I've only been able to write in 140-character shots of late. However, I am planning on getting caught up. Witness the below wyrdnesse

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1. Cannibals nabbed selling corpse to kebab house

2. Gang accused of killing to sell human fat

3. Police: Would-be Seattle ninja impaled on fence

4. Wal-Mart now selling caskets, urns online

5. FBI seeks ‘Geezer Bandit’ in bank robberies

6. $40,000 left at holy site — for safekeeping

Random News Table for Friday, September 18, 2009

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1. Fog Catchers Bring Water to Parched Villages

2. Fast-food surprise found lodged in man’s lung

3. Panama: youngsters claim to have killed an alien

4. Beyonce’s Sweet Dreams – Occult Mind Control

5. Blind Woman Sees With 'Tooth-in-Eye' Surgery

6. Mystical Sites – U.S. Capitol

Note: This week has all been 'catty-wampus' as far as my schedule goes. I hope next week to have it more under control.

Random News Table for Monday Thursday, September 7 10, 2009

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1. Police baffled as dozens of 'suicidal' cows throw themselves off cliff in the Alps

2. Homebrew Car Computer - Be Sure to Watch the Video!

3. Texas Man Says He Has Mythical Chupacabra

4. Try deep fried butter at Texas State Fair

5. U.S. teenager cries tears of blood

6. Japan's new first lady says rode in a spaceship

(Note: I've been uber busy this week. Hopefully I will be able to post the entry for this week's 'Thursday Theology' tomorrow.)

For the four or five of you who regularly take a look here, you will notice that I had been a little quiet. The reason was that I was on vacation in a place where internet service was non-existent. I will say that it was nice to have the time away and really enjoy my vacation spot (the North Carolina mountains). When I returned roughly ten days later, I was swamped with playing catch up and then the Princess Bride and I were off to a retreat weekend where we part of the staff.

Today, I am settling back into my routine.

While I was away, I thought about restructuring things here. I am planning on moving the Random News Table to Mondays (starting next week), and adding a new semi-regular feature, which I'm calling 'Theology Thursday,' which will, not coincidentally, appear on Thursdays. As I have not been able to resurrect my quixotic 'Geek Orthodoxy' podcasts, I'm planning on using the Theology Thursday posts to feature those thoughts.

I have been a little lax in the integration of my faith and my interests of late, and I think that this might be a good way to really dig into that a bit.

Random News Table for Friday, August 7, 2009

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1. The Search for the Lost Tomb of Genghis Khan

2. Russian camera can see human soul

3. 7 More Mysterious Ape-men

4. The Hunt for the Mongolian Death-Worm

5. 4 Ways The United States Could End In The Next 100 Years

6. Choose Your Apocalypse

Random News Table for Friday, July 31, 2009

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1. Humans glow in the dark

2. Solar eclipse scares Indian mothers-to-be

3. Land mine left in Goodwill donation box

4. Dallas County officials spar over 'black hole' comment

5. Mysterious Beasts Torment African Villagers

6. 9 Mysterious Ape-men from Around the World

Random News Table for Friday, July 24, 2009

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1. Lunar orbiter spots Apollo landing sites

2. Moon landing tapes got erased, NASA admits

3. Vinland Map of America no forgery, expert says

4. Complex Six-Kilometer Long Cave System Discovered on Easter Island

5. Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities

6. Genuine Stasi files turn up at film set

Random News Table for Friday, July 17, 2009

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1. Four nabbed in ghoulish scheme to dig up graves in historic Illinois cemetery

2. Murdoch's UK arm denies phone hacking allegations

3. Psychics see magic in Michael Jackson's life

4. Did the Vatican suppress hidden 'Galileo Cryptogram'?

5. Man tries to fix airbed, blows up apartment -- Sounds like just another Saturday night to me

6. Lightning kills Ukrainian politician who tried to revive pagan cult

Random News Table in commemoration of the 40th Anniversary of the Launch of Apollo 11

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1. Ten Things You Didn't Know About the Apollo 11 Moon Landing

2. Apollo 11 Final Flight Mission Rules (PDF)

3. A Brief History of the Apollo Hoax

4. Apollo 11 Anniversary: Debate Continues - Was this trip necessary?

5. New Models for Moon Land-Grab

6. Sports in Space

Random News Table for Friday, July 10, 2009

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1. Police foill zeppelin jailbreak

2. Thomas Jefferson Code cracked after 200+ Years

3. Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' Broadway-Bound

4. North Korean hackers blamed for sweeping cyber attack on US networks

5. The Depot -- "A General Store of Old West RPG Resources." I can see this being very useful for Ranger Co. X!

6. Nazis Close to Perfecting Stealth Bomber