RNT 112309 - The RNT Returns Edition
Random News Table for Monday, November, 2009
I apologize for all of the automated posts of late. Sadly, I've only been able to write in 140-character shots of late. However, I am planning on getting caught up. Witness the below wyrdnesse
Roll 1d6 and select result
1. Cannibals nabbed selling corpse to kebab house
2. Gang accused of killing to sell human fat
3. Police: Would-be Seattle ninja impaled on fence
4. Wal-Mart now selling caskets, urns online
5. FBI seeks ‘Geezer Bandit’ in bank robberies
6. $40,000 left at holy site — for safekeeping






